Enjoy Greyjoy's Bangers and Mash.

I go through two fleshlights a day, I'm starting to feel it.

People don't do that type of thing with fish.

What's a muppet?

Who among us hasn't sucked some dick for a cheeseburger?

Inappropriate!

Mandy Patinkin as Theon: "Yall are brutalizin' me."

Give me your dirty love,
Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer.
Give me your dirty love,
I don't believe you've never seen his book before.

…and Hot Pie truffle shuffles his way to the Iron Throne. The End.

When I read the books, my mind's eye imagined the story as recorded by an iPhone, with a Tom Servo-esque hipster in the foreground, whooping occasionally in approval.

I still can't believe this scene was cut.

Next on Great Job, Internet:
Wet Hot American Sniper

Now I was merely suggesting that white women put their hair in their heads in a beehive, or, beehead themselves.

That'd be counter-revolutionary.

Don't anthropomorphise Capitalism. It hates that.

Myself, I'm partial to this rendition from Weld.
http://youtu.be/wCWAxvOupfs
Grungy and sloppy and loud as fuck.

An app is nice and all, but I'm afraid it's no dicktowel.com.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

this is why I never believed the story…

Can we PLEASE have a Spaceballs prequel/sequel/whatever already?

Needs more McPoyle.