Maybe she was plagiarizing this talking horse:

Because misogyny.

...and when Apple introduced the CD-ROM-based iMac in 1998, it was all downhill from there.

I’m convinced she just acts crazy for the profit. She’s been caught being sane in the past.

Well, the guy on the left has a 10"+ dong, so not all bad...

The best times are when you’re forced into a cackle.

Or have a creeper like the man behind her using it as an excuse to get up close and personal. Blech! I shudder!!!

How the hell are these people not charged with assault and destruction of property?

Too bad this haute fashion outlet is no longer in business:

I think you missed their intent entirely. It is completely obvious they want to legislate a back door into encryption, and this is the beginning.

When did encryption ever fire a chunk of lead into someone’s body?

I know, right! Instant crush.

Really? I have him in my fantasies. Funny that, eh?

It got you talking about it, right?

Well, then we’d have to admit that we’re terrible drivers.

What? My brain is melting from trying to read what you wrote.

Apple isn’t installing competing products on iPhones, and defaults everything to Apple apps. In fact, it is impossible to uninstall any Apple app, including Safari and Apple Music on your iPhone.

We should invite him to the U.S., and to have a ‘friendly’ interaction with our cops.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve known for years that real butter is much better for you than the alternatives, and can be part of a healthy diet.

Awwww, that’s such a cute assertion! Apple doesn’t really have $200 bil in cash on hand. They have about $17 bil in cash, and around $180 bil in long term securities, none of which will come to the U.S. under any circumstances, unless under dire circumstances, and Apple will have to pay ~$80 bil to the U.S. government.