They are both Neons.

Not the only huge thing he has...

That officer is cute.

I’ve actually often thought something like this would be ideal as a safety apparatus.

Ugh. Get a life.

Their procedures and adherence to them speak for themselves.

I actually am.

She should be.

I should correct myself, I meant to say that it is more like the auto business is failing Silicon Valley.

I think it’s more like Silicon Valley failing the auto business (that said, I work for a Silicon Valley giant).

...replace the taillight (which is the fancy LED-accented, blind-spot monitoring unit worth $887)...

You missed this:

Meh. Some redneck will find a way to 'MURICA it up.

Dear god, this man is so British, his gate is more like that of someone recovering from their first dude-on-dude experience.

Well, there's a huge difference between countries and states LOL.

Oh, I'm Danish-American. ;)

We're magic. Get over it.

How do you confuse the Dutch and Danes??

I would repatriate just to kick Russia's ass with my kin.

Queen Margrethe's response: