Or stilts...

It's a Scandinavian person with wheels, then.

And the crack team who will pilot it.

I would rather have a pneumatic tube connecting my home to the beer store.

I imagine that if this had happened 150+ years ago. "Sheriff pulls over covered wagon of poverty-stricken family after baby found dead due to harsh conditions, takes away kids and arrests parents." Despite the improvements to our society, a lot of Americans are still struggling just to live.

Sephia in Sepia!

Just looks too generic. When Pontiac first announced they were going to put out a new GTO I was very excited.

Beating the shit out of a car is baseball in Russia.

I prefer this Neville Longbottom

I hope that finger bang in the dunes was worth it.

How is this not a movie yet?

"We want to be treated the same as others." Oh the injustice of being born with facial jewelry and neck ink.

It's a California.

I hate those meeses to pieces

Its certainly pulls the Vuhl over your eyes. Or maybe a wolf in a Vuhl suit?

You have clearly never had enough PBR in a single evening if you rank it that high on the list. "Beer shits" really don't convey how awful the next morning is.

People buy fonts for resumes?