Beating the shit out of a car is baseball in Russia.

I prefer this Neville Longbottom

I hope that finger bang in the dunes was worth it.

How is this not a movie yet?

"We want to be treated the same as others." Oh the injustice of being born with facial jewelry and neck ink.

It's a California.

I hate those meeses to pieces

Its certainly pulls the Vuhl over your eyes. Or maybe a wolf in a Vuhl suit?

You have clearly never had enough PBR in a single evening if you rank it that high on the list. "Beer shits" really don't convey how awful the next morning is.

People buy fonts for resumes?

I completely agree with this. I've been involved with hiring in past jobs and it is simply amazing how many resumes butcher the English language. It completely takes focus away from your actual qualifications.

I would say the biggest resume flaw that I've ever seen, hands down is, spelling and grammar.

First and only time I'll side with Bieber.

That'll buff out

Why didn't we know that Fisker was flagging after taxpayer dollars were invested in the company?

That's a new angle on driving. Though I'm sure he's had varying degrees of success.

It won't be the last time they run afoul of the NCAA; after all, Dominion are a shifty organization.