Second, right now I am embarrassed to be an American only because you are one too.

I wouldn't defend him. Ever.

First, you're welcome.

Because I'm sure every American wears a huge badge identifying themselves as such, moron.

Yeah, because my intolerance for stupidity is indicative of all Americans. Idiot.

First, Americans have a tough enough time learning the cultural differences in our own nation, without having to learn the cultural differences of the entire world. It speaks volumes that the United States is the only nation to track cultural and demographic information on every other nation, whereas no other nation…

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No, that couldn't possibly be a handle. Door guard.

Oh, fuck off. Seriously.

Oh, not even close. More like an Escort ZX2:

It's a BMW coupe.

Pinto?

It's the same reason why all the morons in this country made "too big to fail" a reality.

There, not their. ;)

I'll take that bet.

My only problem for this is, I want to find out how the f&^* they can afford new tires so often??

Wow, for a Fox station, they're pretty poor. I mean seriously, how old is that van??

Food shots would certainly become more bland.

You'd be surprised what you can fit in there...

Brings a whole new meaning to "butt dial."