HA! It's freaking AWESOME that the transit authority's name is SORTA.

Oh, burn. He'll never do that again.

It's a Scandinavian person with wheels, then.

You're dead on. Problem for me was, I didn't want a rebadged foreign car...I wanted to see the rebirth of a storied American muscle car.

I half-expected it to be constructed of chicken wire and crate aluminum.

Wha...?

If that's the worst of your experiences driving pre-production test cars, I would say you got it really easy.

This isn't new. This is so not new, that's the headline is woeful and cringe inducing.

Someone needs to invent yellow windshield wiper solution for this dude.

Wow, this guy looks like a winner...

Hmmm...most vehicle shippers don't just park cars on a ship deck. There's massive fleets of auto haulers for this purpose, and lower decks of container ships.

What is that, a Corsa C? Why didn't they just lift it up and carry it to the beach?

You are aware that both UVO and My Ford Touch are developed by Microsoft, right?

You are aware that UVO is developed by Microsoft, just as all the Ford stuuff is, right?

The Escort Landau looks like a man in the final stage of balding.

Well, that's not true as of recent. Kia ripped the young generations away from Scion with such ease that its basically laughable.

I drove up to a Ford dealership a few weeks ago in my 07 G6 V6 and was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and even though from the plate frames on my car you could see I had bought my car at another Larry Miller dealership years before, the salesmen were pained to work with me. I walked away dissatisfied and insulted.

I find the current scenario playing out with Infiniti to be rather comical, actually.

To be honest...if this had been an Infiniti, it would have been their most original concept yet!

Wrong car.