Someone needs to invent yellow windshield wiper solution for this dude.

I don't see your point.

Wow, this guy looks like a winner...

This isn't hacking, it's just basic security exploitation.

Having met and worked with many DHS people during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, this makes total sense.

Hmmm...most vehicle shippers don't just park cars on a ship deck. There's massive fleets of auto haulers for this purpose, and lower decks of container ships.

What passwords? Most passwords are transmitted through secure methods on sites that use SSL encryption. The ISP has no way to decipher the passwords...period.

Apple won't even let me scratch my balls for $35.

It would be more correct to infer that iPads are old iMacs (chicken, egg, etc...).

I never argued any point. Get your panties untwisted.

Yes, most.

I wasn't agreeing with the premise, just pointing it out.

Still though, I prefer to use commercial encryption because they have a fiduciary interest in guaranteeing the security of my data.

The premise is actually in the fact that there is concern the NSA has engineered a "back door."

This is just amazing...something really whimsical and engaging about these animations.

What is that, a Corsa C? Why didn't they just lift it up and carry it to the beach?

Some people can't admit being wrong. You take it to a nuclear level with bullshit you can't prove. Good luck in life. Nobody in their right mind would ever hire you for IT security.

Well, they did build a town where the sun don't shine...

I totally skimmed the title and thought Verizon Wireless was going to fess up about their massive outage yesterday.

Oh my god. Dude, you and your high horse.