How is this not illegal?

You have a very childish view of the world. Seriously.

It's pretty unclear at this point. Many of these legislative actions have been swift and unexpected.

That's not true. Seriously — civics 101, dude.

#corrections No, if I was this wouldn't have happened.

Am I seriously the ONLY person noticing that this guy is like a skinny Ron Jeremy?

Wow...straight people are tame.

SALT LAKE CITY (AP Newswire)

Millions of mormons convert to the Cult of Chtuhlu after magical underwear is found to be ineffective against scurrilous atheists.

Wow, pretty cute haha!

The one in the headline pic is kind a cute haha

Actually, summer Olympics have always been more successful. Salt Lake was the first financially successful winter games.

That was definitely not "K." It was most certainly "Gay."

Did someone just insert the phrase "slippery slope" into a conversation about penis? For REAL?? :D

Do yourself a favor and go to TJMaxx and buy the cheapest stuff they've got. Or go to a discount store and buy Mane and Tail.

Apply for a student credit card. Lower rates, and they're intended for college students. Secured cards are not the way to go.

Are you SERIOUSLY going to compare based on Apple's ridiculous "fuck you, our dick is so far up your ass, you'll do as we say" pricing?

Sam — the "genius" who claimed he was swapping parts for cheaper ones was just plain lying.

No it wouldn't, and any such law is un-Constitutional.

The Founding Fathers also knew and expressed that there were a number of things they were not prepared to address. They formed the government that with each new, more progressive generation, we could perfect our government. I love reminding originalists of this!

w...t...F??!?