He started out as a surly asshole, but his character grew. I thought Crawford was spectacular on that show. Always disappointing when an artist you admire turns out to be a douche in real life.

Yeah, I thought he was reading his own status too, and it actually said terminal corruption within 0.72 hours so he was in pretty dire straits.

Sherlock’s lasting achievement will be that in just 12 episodes it reached the same level of smug, masturbatory, meta, self-referential self-satisfaction that it can take other cult shows decades to hit.

As I’ve said before, Martin Freeman’s a better actor than Benedict Cumberbatch, and he happens to be right about this as well.

Sorry, we passed the Dick Van Dyke law forbidding Americans from attempting British accents. Also no colloquially as the Demi Moore bill.

Jesus, man, he’s not Hitler. No need to get your hot take in while his body’s still warm.

Glasses off. Glasses on. Hair up. Glasses off. Down, on. Have we done up, off?

I’ve been a runner for nearly 20 years of my life, and I’ve logged around 20,000 miles in that time, on roads, grass, trails, beaches, you name it. And unlike nearly every murder mystery or episode of Law & Order, I have not once found a dead body.

I’ve never taken my glasses off and let my hair down only to realize that they were the only two things holding me back from being a bombshell. I have perfect vision and I am a guy.

For this scene alone! An old roommate and I watched this movie on mushrooms and we DIED watching this scene. Rewind, laugh until we cry, rewind and repeat.

If by “define” we’re talking films that had a great impact on me at the time I first saw them, then:

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

Next week Nancy and Sluggo eat Tide Pods.

Face facts, people, Nancy and Sluggo have always been trend-chasers.

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

“Little do they know it is I who am mad!”

Giant Ants!!!

A lot of people are attributing this to Trump-era political focus, but I think another important factor is that Fallon is a hack comedian and sycophantic interviewer, whereas Colbert is actually good at his job. That might also be part of it.

This hit me a lot harder than I thought it might.

I loved Night Court when I was a kid, and have caught some reruns as an adult. It holds up. He is the beating heart of that show. Bull, Dan, Ros, Christine, Mack, and others were great characters, but Harry Anderson grounded it, with his own sharp humor. Harry, Mel Torme, and corny magic tricks. 65 is far too young. I…