At least I'd like to

Aren't you going to remind us to stay hydrated?

Have a meow meow bean

-3…

That's the 3rd stage of grief, If I'm not mistaken.

To create a snark deficit and then corner the market? Diabolical!

Are we going to use up all the snark before the switchover? That’s just what they want us to do!

*joke*

were we not counting by 999,999,999s?

1 Billion

I think Kinja got bumped

Just think about baseball

Like the fish?

Great Jorb Internets

-2…

AV Club commenters freeze in place until Kinja launches

Caligula was not the feminist he portrayed himself to be

They should have done this during the eclipse

Is Trump a feminist?

THE ARISTOCRATS!