THE RIGHT: These Leftists are rising in popularity. We must tear them down!

Civility in the presence of villainy is not a deference to the evil, but a recognition of the greater goodness in oneself.

For best recycling results, they're going to send dry-aged turds to Thomas Markle for his birthdays in perpetuity.

Denise was a goddamn saint. She took the next wives KIDS when she went into her tail spin to give them a stable environment.

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

I can’t wait until I can stop hearing about his dick and their undying love and blah blah shut the fuck up already. 

Here’s Clint Eastwood in his 20s, I think. If Jerry-Netherland reads this he’ll probably know more about the circumstances surrounding this photo. Happy Friday! Signed, Fellow Old

Have you seen Johnathan????

Great Scott! I have so many questions. Who’s president in 1985?

Thought process reading this headline:

I think it’s disgusting that women in the west use extensions made from hair from women in third world countries. The whole attitude towards extensions is gross, they’re “fun” or a way to “treat your self” or “express yourself” and then they’re just tossed in a bin when you’re done with them. It's so disrespectful and…

That’s what they really need to remake. Not a Lifetime remake, a Ryan Murphy balls to the wall remake.

She looks like Grandmother from Flowers in the Attic. 

Doesn’t it feel like he’s good at coming up with the big ideas but needs to hand it over to someone more editorial to actually direct and finish it? Ok just imagine if AHS were directed by ... I dunno, the equivalent (?) of Anna Wintour.

Do you own an ungodly number of baskets and bottles of lotions?

Because he didn’t think the things he tweeted were problematic until there was backlash.

“I have never had any sexual relationship with Bennett.”

We lose Bourdain and get stuck with her.

What a fucking mess.