I just woke up. I’ve been in an accident. I think what happened was somebody slipped something in my drink and the next thing I know I’m in a Tesla on top of a rocket hurtling through interplanetary space.

If you’re going to have a shower, a registry is honestly a good idea. Otherwise you get ten thousand fancy booties and dry-clean-only baby dresses.

Rich people are different. John Legend and his wife tweet about political activism and values, etc. but these people are good friends with the Kardashians - a family that mines black culture and style for their own financial gain. I don’t know how anyone can be friends with the Kardashians and now Kanye - they’re bad…

I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican,

I just can’t imagine continuing a relationship (platonic or romantic) with someone after discovering they actively support Trump. There’s just no way. I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican, depending on which issues have made them lean right, and to what extent. But again, Trump is a *whole…

The looks they share. Everything. Just everything.

If the Today Show were smart they’d sack Kelly and give her slot and money to Curry.

I don’t get how a clip in hair extension is any worse than a bow that 75% of parents put in their daughters hair.

They’ll probably do what the rest of us do - awkwardly avoid the topic apart from the occasional joking reference to it, and at the end of the night wonder why they even keep going to dinner with these people.

John was cool about it but what a dick move to post a text message. If John wanted to speak publicly he would have responded on Twitter. John was acting as a friend and Kanye shit on him.

Just a reminder: She played Cuba Gooding Jr.’s mother in Boyz n the Hood in 1991 and his sister on American Horror Story in 2016. 

It wouldn’t even do anything to the MAGA cult, but really he’s not playing some genius political game of 4D chess. And neither is Trump for that matter. Stop giving these people more credit than they’re due.

Blac chyna getting shit for clipping 3 clips on her daughters head but white people be slicing the foreskin off their baby boys for no reason? Nah.

Goddamn Angela Bassett is so fucking beautiful

Damon Young at the Root summed this up pretty well in his piece on Monday.

Opiod addiction, massive narcissim. Former was confirmed this week by Ebro, latter was confirmed by Kanye himself in a Tweet. All of this is because “[he] couldn’t get anything done with Obama”, i.e. Obama entertained every celebrity but Kanye and called him a jackass on national TV. By the logic of the enemy of my…

How does one go from “Bush doesn’t care about black people” to supporting the most overtly racist president in US history?

The picture threw me for a minute because I was unaware of Michelle’s work, so I was shocked to learn that Patton Oswalt was a killer, then shocked that he was 72.

“shoplifting”

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.