GRIME LOVE ❤️

I’m having a hard time believing she’s only 29. Shit, at the rate she’s going she’s gonna look full-on like 60-something Maria Shriver in 5 years.

Actually yes... and I found this list on Twitter:

First- Curious. Is there anywhere that has posted a current list of turnover rates in the Trump Whitehouse compared to previous administrations? I’d actually like to see it.

She’s really got that resting demon face down, I must say.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Oh god, I never thought about the female masturbation angle. Though I did see someone either on here or A.V. Club talk about the egg timer and running a bath just to be in there for like four minutes — that bit must have been written in part by GDT, that’s totally from the male perspective.

Yes. While I’m glad that there is a female screenwriter up for an Oscar, Shape of Water seems to be the worst of all the nominees in terms of writing. All the characters are so cliched, especially Octavia’s character, who was stereotyped to the point of being offensive. The plot was just as cliched and predictable as…

It happened so fast. Like, within two scenes fast. She gave him eggs, amused him by dancing around with a mop, and all of a sudden they’re in love? Like... What?

They literally have to remind him to not be aggressive and confrontational to mass shooting survivors. I’m so grossed out I don’t even think an all day shower would help.

Hope Hicks?

I was expecting there to be little hearts to dot the i’s.

Frankly, it’s easy to see what’s written on the note because his fingers are too fucking small to cover it.

“crisis tears”

Remember when you had a President?

I particularly like that one of the reminders is for him to show human emotion. “I hear you”.

Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

You butter the pig before you slaughter it? Wow there is a lot about livestock farming I don’t know! Seems like it would make the pig slippery, but that’s just me.

“I’m too smart to do something that stupid!” yells man stupidly drawing attention to the thing he’s trying to get people to ignore.

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?