Or: FROM BROTHELS TO ESCORTS (one man’s brave journey)

DUDE I said “except they literally do say that” OUT LOUD when Yoyo made that nuptials comments. He is the fucking worst. He rode in the car with his hand on his wife’s boobs on the way to the surgeon.

At least the Brothel called 911, most hookers would have just gathered their belongings and shut the hotel door on their way out.

Thank you for acknowledging what an amazing interviewer Howard is! I would, however, amend your statement slightly to say he’s the best interviewer in the game, period - not just “right now.” ;)

Every ED I’ve worked at had cameras to observe the patient, so it seems weird that no one would have noticed the doctor standing over her jacking off on the cctv feed. There’s some weird details about this story that definitely make me pause.

Ok but can we talk about what a dick David Foster is?? That comment about Ken having nicer breasts than post-op Yolanda? Also, she said something about their nuptials not including him caring for her while sick... Um “in sickness and in health,” no? He is the WORST.

She was probably asking for it. I mean, she left the house with her face exposed. HER FACE! You don’t show your face unless you want it to be ejaculated upon.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

Every time I look at Blake Shelton I think “Eh, he’s not that bad looking.” & then I look longer & it’s like he gets grosser the longer I stare. What does Gwen see in him? Bleah.

Erika is my new favorite housewife of all time. I bow down qween.

And I have to tip my hat to Erika, who volleyed all of Bethenny’s digs with an icy sassiness that I attempt in my own life.

Fine but he used model glue so this shit’s gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...

I want to know about the inside of Madonna’s house of horrors!

there are a lot of V CONFUSING things happening in that picture

tom brady, fancy dog, cannot have coffee because the caffeine would make his dog heart explode.

His expression kind of reminds me of my “oops” look. Like he appears surprised (because she bumped him) and then a little bit like he realized he was in the way and then a little annoyed she didn’t even acknowledge it. Seems pretty reasonable.

I really would like for Judge Brown to come out of retirement and rule on whether or not this is shade. I say yes, but I am a mere novice in the ways of shade.

He basically made the exact same face I make when someone bumps into me and doesn’t say sorry: 75% surprise, 25% HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY.

also, a follow up:

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.