but what about science?
BigEd
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Those stirrups kept them from creeping out of my slouchy boots. Wore them sheer!!
Fuck yes. I wouldn’t have done him in the Beetlejuice days.
It comes complimentary with your AARP membership.
Yeah, we’ve been meaning to talk to you. Can you help your mom find a new hobby? She counted my iced tea refills the other day. It’s kind of creepy, tbh.
Re: Sara Hyland drinking four glasses of wine at lunch - - that’s my definition of a Saturday. Ps, what fucking loser is sitting two tables away from her and counting her drinks - my mom?
this is honestly the worst photoshop i have ever seen
edited to reflect that i need to stop making jokes
Good for her. Only $64,850 more than I get for child support.
Neighbors testified that they heard a woman screaming for help *before* the gunshots. This proved that Pistorius knew Reeva was in the bathroom, refuting his claim that he thought she was asleep in bed. Inexplicably, the trial judge ignored that damning evidence, accepting an “expert’s” testimony that the high-pitched…
Dude, you may be the only one that believes his story that he didn’t think he was shooting at his girlfriend.
yeah, or like “turns out she’s a lesbian” and has been punking us all these years. and that she loves goat herding.
Those are the eyes of a man with an eight-ball up his nose.
“She likes names that are similar to Justin, so she’s either picked Preston, Ethan, or Grayson. She thinks they sound great with Theroux as a last name.”
Better yet, a mission to ‘Bwoono Maws’!
Something I learned in Louis’s preschool was the saying ‘mamas always come back.’
“If your boyfriend makes half-assed attempts to better himself in academics and athletics but then gives up and flushes it all down the toilet, get yourself on the fast track to juvenile delinquent to keep that man!”