I love this and all, but people keep glossing over the sentence after the one about getting away with the poncho: "When I compliment her, she describes the look as "if Sling Blade and Pocahontas had a baby."

This is glorious.

Navajo blanket ponchos were probably fashionable accessories among the Ute, Comanche, Kiowa and every other tribe that managed a successful raid or battle victory against the Navajo.

1. "Not many women can wear denim overalls, strappy Louboutin stilettos, and a Navajo-blanket poncho and get away with it, but Blake Lively can. "

To Blake's PR reps: I know you're reading this. I'm going to break some shit down below but before I do, I want to ask you to please PLEASE go into politics or philanthropy or something where you are able to change the lives of people in need. I say this because you are CLEARLY AMAZING AT YOUR JOB and could sell…

This is my favorite GIF of Dan Humphrey typing. ACTING, y'all...

I hope it's not Navajo-patterned. Only Blake Lively could get away with it.

All the same, fuck Ryan Reynolds.

Gossip Girl should have been some rando blogger journalist played by Kristen Bell IN REAL LIFE.

I wouldn't normally have any significant opinion about a celebrity, but I have a friend who worked with her, and this person says she is the WORST. Like, the hate said friend has for her is something I've never seen. So knowing she's an asshole makes it very easy to wonder how the hell she's on the cover of Vogue.

I hyperextended my brand and tore a bunch of ligaments. Now I have to wear a brand brace everywhere. It sucks.

THEY BELONGED TOGETHER AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. AND BLAIR BELONGED WITH HUMPHREY AND CHUCK BELONGED WITH BLAIR BUT CHUCK CAN NEVER BE HAPPY SO

You meant 'jealousy' not 'jealously'. You're welcome. SO annoying when your snark is ruined by a typo isn't it? *smiles sweetly*

you know the wardrobe person for that shoot was like GET THAT DAMNED DOG OFF HER SHIRT, WE HAVE TO RETURN THAT SHIT

Why are you here? Don't you have better things to do, like staring at women's feet and evaluating whether they look amazing or high-maintenance and absurd? Be normal.

"It's the thing that blindsides you on an idle Tuesday that's tragic but that also makes you who you are."

Try the fish, you're here all week!

WELL FOR ONE SHE SLEPT WITH NATE ARCHIBALD WHILE HIM AND BLAIR WERE STILL TOGETHER.

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.