what a fuckin loooooooooooser

any suit who OK’d the initial hire at NBC News should definitely be trebuchet’d out of the company

don’t you know? homophobia is cool if it’s directed at someone we all collectively despise, right GUYS?!

imagine.... a world where bungie could simply make a game and not a MONEY-PRINTING MACHINE FOR THE ACTIVISION OVERLORDS

the fuck you talking about? so intent on getting in that dunk in you make absolutely no sense. how the fuck is the future of the nation and supreme court relying on me you dumb fuck?

I hate that our fucking future relies of a handful of octogenarians getting out of the shower safely

it’s weird, but the fact that armor doesn’t change the appearance of your character is a total no-go for me

it’s not even the bugs, really. this game looks ugly and old as all hell

i tell ya, living in the LA area-- you hear a lotta spooky stories about those bryan singer parties... 

Red Dead brings back that familiar feeling of “discovering” a game. Last game that gave me this was BOTW, where you’re comparing notes to friends that have played— discovering new secrets in gameplay and the world. I really like the game withholding information and tutorials. It really sucks you in that much more. I…

nobody’s telling YOU to be offended, dumbass. we’re telling you to be fucking empathetic you turd

i’m just here to watch everyone call you a gigantic fucking dumbass

let’s back this up even further and say that a brand shouldn’t have a goddamn social media presence and a fucking “voice”

never said dev team. i was using a nebulous pointed finger at the “team” trying to make it work at EA-- whoever it may be

i’m a pretty freaky guy, but a clothes-on jerk off session in front of someone who isn’t completely 100% in it with you is a no from me, dog

launch these yokels into the fucking sun

god they’re so close to realizing that pre-orders are dumb

speaking of S T U P I D -- has he got his dad’s shield back? because doing THAT was stupid.

maybe one day we’ll finally get a team that can figure out how to actually complete a star wars game

ugh, i fucking despise religion