He’s a Buckeye. He probably just wants to shoot up some heroin since he thinks the game’s over.

Sleeves?!? Who wears sleeves?

I've seen your cooter.

I don’t like him because I’m old. Back in my day we threw grapefruits into barrels and we liked it. We didn't need to wear our shorts down to our knees so we could hide 5 handguns in them. Baaaahhhh. And we were white.

Democracy doesn’t work. The masses are idiots.

Jesus, he's shooting 67% on shots like that?!?!? That is insane.

Tom, maybe if you drank some milk you wouldn't be such a puss?

Oh yeah, how about this? You can’t spell “Analytics” without “Anal City”!

No, I'm a dude. I'd bang his daughter thiugh

Nice fat joke!

Bitch, you don't know what did or didn't happen between them. No one should be publicly supporting either side.

Whew, that doesn't affect me. I have a penis.

The judge should make them thumb wrestle to decide the suit

Bitch needs to know her place. Did Peyton probably cheat and harass her? Yes. We don't care. Life ain't fair. Powerful people get away with being a-holes. That's the way the world works, honey.

Nothing worse than old mayo

Hot?!? I wouldn’t fuck that.

As a straight guy if I see a girl peeing I’m going to try and see her cooter. I admit it. Even if she's not that hot. Sorry, I just am...

Don’t worry, I can put a camera in either one.

I’m sorry, but you are not what you “identify” as, you are what you biologically are based on your XY chromosomes. I don’t care where you pee or what makes you happy in your personal life, but don’t go trying to shame people because you don’t like yourself. Pretend to be a dude all you want if that makes you happy,…

If you multilate your wiener, you do not become a girl, you are a man with a mutilated wiener. I don’t care where you pee or what you do in your personal life, but I’m sorry, gender is not a choice, no matter how much you wish it were. The bill is stupid and unnecessary, but your sex is determined by genetics, not how…