Exec A: we need a song for the trailer. what are some good songs for trailers?

God has heard us and has slightly unturned their backs.

They must not have a similar clause for damaging their brand when it comes to the games, because... *gestures to the last 20 years of Sonic games*

Not sure how to feel about this. On the one hand, that design really was less than ideal, and we’re in an unprecedented era of creator/audience feedback, which is pretty cool. On the other hand, it’s kind of like seeing a frazzled parent finally cave in at the demands of their crying child, saying, “FINE! I’ll get you…

Leaked footage of the new design found.

Sega: Let’s update Sonic’s look for the movie
The Internet:  *hates it*
Sega:

The golden ring of hell.

How the fuck are they just NOW getting that message? Ever since the first teaser poster came out it’s been unanimously negative, including from the top people of Sega themselves.

Stephen A. Smith: Let’s welcome Tim Legler to the show on our Subway Fresh Take Hotline.

My reaction to these execs.

As usual Weird Al provides the best take possible.

All I want to know is...

God has turned their backs on us.

34-year-old center Andrew Bogut

Forgot the classic standby quote...

I’m a Mets and Bills fan, and I genuinely don’t understand how you Knicks fans put up with this shit. 

An old classic of older fans (both the suggestion and the show) Gargoyles!

I’ve played more of Spirits Mode and World of Light than normal fights! Those two features are controversial, I know, but I really like seeing the creative ways in which NPCs are made by combining fighters, items, stages, and rules. Anyway, my office has a Smash club, so I’ll need to get back to honing my skills in…

This is the absolute truth.

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