LeBron and four other LeBrons with varying hairlines.

Is this inspired at least in part by my discussions on the earlier article about about Briggs?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

He doesn't use physical force, he raises oil prices until no one can afford to drive to the tournament.

I blame Ariana Grande.

Good! She would look absolutely ridiculous standing next to a dinosaur with boxing gloves!

There've been a couple dub performances I found personally (subjectively) better than the original Japanese. Goku was one of them. Kakashi from Naruto (he just has so much personality in the English dub that I feel isn't there in Japanese) and some of the Cowboy Bebop cast is on the list as well. Some people just…

I would eat the ever loving fuck out of this.

Doesn't change the fact that candy corn is honeyed perfection.

Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

I'd like to say, thank you for that response. It's a good feeling to know the overwhelming majority of us are on the same side here. The only side. I find it telling that you use the word "enlightened" to describe some of the responses, because, really, the bar has been set that low in this entire debacle. …

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

I'd just like to say as a woman, and a faithful Deadspin reader and sports fan, that the vast majority of commenters here throughout this debacle have been insightful and dare I say, enlightened.

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

Slowbro shouldn't even be a Pokemon. It's a Slowpoke that has a Shellder attached to it. Why haven't any Pokemon Professors written a paper challenging its classification as a Pokemon? Get on it, Oak.