seems like this is the closest thing we'll see to a San Jose goal this year...

seafoam green crayola...lmao +1

Kobe also failed to mention another teammate in that post-game statement...why isn't anyone talking about Kobe's passive-aggression towards Bruce Wayne?

+1 awkward two-handed fling

that's generous...a vanilla explosion to the face seems way more enjoyable than watching an Eagles game. +1 double entendre.

The fact that Coughlin walks away from the flag after tossing it in disgust just pushes it over the top for me. It's as if he's saying, "Not only do I not give a fuck, but you're going to pick that shit up and bring it back to me 10 yards that way, after you fix your fuck-up. Bitch."

Come on now, Andrew. You could never be A Pimp Named Slickback. The hair's not even close. On top of that, he shoots AT LEAST 80% from the line.

agreed. hate that. +1

my head hurts. +1

...who is "Serg Abaka"? I'll gladly inform him about dis life that he aint bout.

in ya mouth! +1

lol +1

As a Knicks fan, I was all over this game. As a Deadspin fan, my eyes widened every time JaVale touched the ball (or attempted to). I was not disappointed in any way.

envisioning his face as he hustles back makes it even better. +1

beautiful.

Oh that's great. "Brown" pelicans brutal killers to be feared, while "white" pelicans are innocent fishermen? Way to set back the pelican racial equality movement by 100 years.

worth the error. +1