all the local hip(ster) dads have moved onto “vintage” saucony jazz. good luck to you.

If you were a good faker though you would delete it immediately. Make it look like he sent it out and then regretted it/got smart and deleted it.

I believe that temperature changes are a big reason. Some airlines won’t allow English Bulldogs to ride cargo because they can overheat very easily (most short snout dogs have cooling issues).

pat beverly is guard draymond green. he’s an unrelenting asshole, but precisely the type of unrelenting asshole very good teams need in the playoffs.

REAL rednecks don’t have money for a new Wrangler, or even to go to New York. They’re too busy grafting a Camaro body on an 80's truck frame and searching the paper’s classifieds (no internet in Kentucky) for used Super Swampers.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

There’s no way Nenê got any MVP votes.

They can do all kinds of surgeries now. Probably more of a decorative set, but totally possible.

In a total bullshit ruling, he lost.

Kill Withey!

I get your point, but those are the same people who make “bold” fashion choices and I ain’t high fiving no guy for wearing lime green Crocs.

Cracknell does have a point. When I think of North Korea, not one obese person comes to mind.

Every time someone releases a dove, they are required by law to cut a royalty check to John Woo.

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.

You gotta keep an open mind in this world, you know?

Being a self proclaimed beer snob, I agree with this. It always bugged me how people simultaneously say it has no flavor because it’s so watered down.... but also tastes like shit somehow? Shit is a very strong flavor.

In fairness, Coronas make sense in these films because it takes also requires suspension of disbelief to think it’s a good beer.

I have no idea what that is but also think now I know exactly why my buddy has been telling me to just do the Divine Beasts already.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.