Nah that’s Jim Carrey in character.

I’m assuming all in the Cars universe buy into the flat earth theory.

This needs more stars.

Somewhere a recruiter’s boner just got hard.

It was midnight, he had drank enough by then to think he could take an NFL’er.

and shits on it’s small back seats (with the seat where HE drives) then buys a 2 door.

Just please don’t kill the GS, I might be able to afford one, hell maybe even a used GS-F. 1 years old takes 20-25k off retail.

I’ve been loving my boring as sin Avalon. Sure it’s nothing like my 350z or ST, but I’m not in my 20's and have kids now. When I have mid life crisis money we can talk fun driving again lol.

Does this have anything to do with the dead shark in the shopping cart of that Walmart in Florida? Coincidence, I think not.

If you truly need a 3rd row the mini van is the only choice. Crossover back seats are a joke as is getting to them thru the middle seats.

Ok yes I shave my head and have a beard, and I also bought my wife an Odyssey. However, I have graduated to Adidas Ultra Boost thank you very much.

Guy at work parks his 650iL over two spaces. Our lot is at about 95% capacity too so it’s a total dick move. He also has a 911 he does the same with. I always park my car near but in the lines, figuring I’m as safe as can be from vandalism with him right there.

I’m taking the over.

Correct, and warming too. On my second english bully, ideally they need to be in 65-85 degree weather. Also they smell.

I went to an Orlando match for free on an invite, great seats. It was fun. Whole thing lasts under 2 hours. Many of our sports can take a lesson on keeping games to an appropriate length. Kids these days do not have the attention for 3-5 hour NBA, MLB or NFL games.

Yeah, he probably thinks he’s the the man for nailing that turn and correcting the tail.

“Show out”

I see it a little less egregious if the defender over committed and is in the air. That’s way different than small hand contact that Harden goes full on EUR soccer-acting for. That’s why he’s not this years MVP IMO, too many games of 15-20 points at the line because of BS plays like this.

Reads headline.

Came to here to make a bad joke about the crime being him eating at....