Pence’s faux-concerned eyebrows make me want to punch something.

Geezus this guy is a fucking toolbox. 

No one tipped that kick, Parkey stepped in too close with his plant foot which caused him to swipe across with his kicking leg instead of following straight through towards his target.

“Look for me. I’ll be the bald fat guy”

Ben Roethlisberger (allegedly) raped at least two women and is a huge douchenozzle who regularly throws his coaches and fellow players under the bus, and also (once again) he probably definitely sexually assaulted at least two people, but sure, let’s keep talking about Antonio Brown is the bad guy.

“Tom Brady can’t catch passes, especially in big games. That’s why he went in the sixth round. Teams know what they are doing...”

This site treats Tiffany Haddish with such kid gloves. She was so unprepared that she couldn’t remember her own material and had to read it off of an ipad while on stage (not even off of a teleprompter) then when the audience got rightly upset and started to leave she just shrugged her shoulders and gave up. This…

This wasn’t a “bad night”. A bad night is one where your material doesn’t land, or your timing is off, or your energy isn’t in the right place.

COUNTERPOINT

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Because in space, the drill rotates YOU !

this is the type of guy that will not leave her to be until he kills her...

If it were an actual test platform, they wouldn’t have drastically changed the design without telling anyone. This is a way for him to show off his $10 million dollar tunnel so that he can attempt to get money from various municipalities to institute this travesty.

The Teslas didn’t have plates and were being driven by an Indy 500 driver. I don’t think laws were the issue if it felt like “driving on a dirt road.”

Not quite- its not a roadway yet- it’s a private path, so no speed limit most likely (depending on how Cali road laws are written). Regardless, the bigger issue is that it wasn't supposed to be used by cars- it was supposed to be like a Subway.  This is hugely different. It's just an underground tunnel.

Lukewarm take: the entire league is ass this year.

Honestly, he seems so genuine and like he’s for real having fun with this. He’s not phoning it in even a little. Dude’s out there living his best life post-Potter.

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

That 9/11 Jets tweet was something else, though. I feel like it deserved to win.