I think Albert’s new nickname is Zesty Delight. Gonna do my best to get everyone on board.

How in the civilized world is “bless you” on par with “excuse me” and “thanks”?

What is it about saying “bless you” after sneezing makes it a nicety? Is the sneezer damned to hell forever if nobody says it? All it does is tell other people around you how ‘polite’ you are for identifying the sneezer. What exactly is so courteous about it?

As someone who has year-round allergies and sneezes 8-10 times every time something triggers a sneeze I say leave me the fuck alone and stop saying bless you to me every damn time. I’m sneezing. I get it. I don’t need bless yous or acknowledgements because I’m going to sneeze again in an hour and I don’t need it then…

This is funny because I made the same pact with a new cubicle neighbour a few years back - can’t remember why but I was just like, let’s not bother saying that to each other and she agreed. I’m all for extending that pact with all of Western Society.

How very Christian of you to point out your own flaws, promise to change your ways, while simultaneously and viciously attacking those who have not yet reached your level of ‘enlightenment.’

whoa...full stop! Everybody who disagrees with progressives has to be a racist, bigoted, evil, small-minded person who refuses “to engage the wider world because it simply threatens them”.

I had to stop reading after two paragraphs of self-flagellation. I couldn’t even make it to the football picks because I kept seeing pieces of skin go flying off your back like this was Passion of the Christ or something.

Bring back wing windows too, damn it. And floor-mounted switches for the high-beams.

And then sue the tombstone company for not having an effective anti-pooping mechanism to stop you from doing it.

He was going two or three times the speed limit on city roads. His heirs shouldn’t get to sue anyone, they’re just lucky he didn’t manage to kill anyone not complicit in his reckless behavior.

I’ve got not dog in this fight. Bit this is some damn good baseball.

That is the exact embodiment of what makes this sport so great! Fantastic game!

This chick is a money grubbing Cee You Next Tuesday.

Central power?! Everybody so willing to give up their choice to someone else so they don’t have to have any accountability. You want better pay or insurance or hours? Find a different job.

Which is exactly why teacher’s unions are utter bullshit and how you end up with horrible tenured teachers the district can’t fire for incompetence or laziness.

Do you want me to go into detail? Because I can. I was part of a union as an employee. I was a union attorney. I am a corporate attorney who represents many employees.

As someone with a half dozen Teacher friends in public school, I hate to inform you that I’ve seen conclusive proof that your ‘Organized Labor’ has largely screwed over effective educators and rewarded Admin lackeys and sub-standard work for decades.

Or do we need to talk about Rubber Rooms?

Sorry, but labor unions do nothing for workers that they don’t already benefit from regardless of what your proselytizing would suggest. They became useless in the 1970's once the health, safety and child labor issues were behind us.

Why would anyone find themselves connected to a lie detector today?