Or Smile Time

Justin Turner & Daniel Murphy are two of the (many) reasons why the Mets are a smoldering trash fire, and will never actually get it. I know, teams make mistakes. Some teams just happen to be really good at it. Turner nontendered for nothing. Murphy given a qualifying offer coming off a historic post-season, signs…

Let us not forget a time-displaced Agent Peggy Carter?

I’m not crazy about collective punishment. Find the kids who did it, expel them for being racist little shits and charge them for any relevant property damage or menacing crimes. Their shitty parents need to be punished also.

This Thor movie sounds like so much damn fun, I can’t freakin’ wait!

I do not play fantasy football and never have, but I would dearly love to kick A-a-ron Gleason in the balls. This is a guy who tells people that if they play fantasy football they aren’t “real men,” right after explaining how he sobbed uncontrollably when Tony fucking Romo announced his retirement. I am not sure what…

Just gonna drop this here...

So who is the intolerant bigot here. The one that has a problem with the First Amendment’s free exercise clause or the one protected by said clause?

I love Costco as long as I go on a weeknight. I refuse to go on a weekend or during lunch when it’s overcrowded with people you describe.

eh I disagree. We got a Trader Joe’s about a year ago. I love it as my wife and I can be in & out in 10 minutes. A lot of frozen things so I don’t have to worry about a lot of items spoiling either. The people working there are nice and checkout is usually pretty fast.

Any furniture store.

Could it also be that our kids just find other sports more fun? An advantage of soccer internationally is that it’s cheap. All you need is a ball and a makeshift goal. Football is expensive. Lacrosse is expensive. Baseball can be expensive. But they are also more fun to play in the opinion of some.  

I’m 100% pro minivan, but you need to EMBRACE it’s minivanness for it to work. If someone is like “you drive a minivan?” you can’t say “yea, but its the sporty version!”. You need to embrace it and say “Bitch, this minivan is the best god damn vehicle I’ve ever owned. I tailgate in this thing. I haul 4x8 plywood in…

They got rid of the Hawk-People and their vendetta with Vandal Savage. That alone improved the show immensely.

When my sister had kids my parents were excited to figure out their grandparent names. I was confused because we called our grandparents just Grandpa and Grandma

Plain pretzels sit there for a year.

Probably better you had that and not a bootleg of The Stones’ “Cocksucker Blues” instead.

Or I could get all my kids’ names tattooed somewhere on me,

“Daddy, what does ‘Acapulco Gold’ mean?”

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