Could it also be that our kids just find other sports more fun? An advantage of soccer internationally is that it’s cheap. All you need is a ball and a makeshift goal. Football is expensive. Lacrosse is expensive. Baseball can be expensive. But they are also more fun to play in the opinion of some.  

I’m 100% pro minivan, but you need to EMBRACE it’s minivanness for it to work. If someone is like “you drive a minivan?” you can’t say “yea, but its the sporty version!”. You need to embrace it and say “Bitch, this minivan is the best god damn vehicle I’ve ever owned. I tailgate in this thing. I haul 4x8 plywood in…

When my sister had kids my parents were excited to figure out their grandparent names. I was confused because we called our grandparents just Grandpa and Grandma

Plain pretzels sit there for a year.

Probably better you had that and not a bootleg of The Stones’ “Cocksucker Blues” instead.

Or I could get all my kids’ names tattooed somewhere on me,

“Daddy, what does ‘Acapulco Gold’ mean?”

nice. my 69 with the 390 could smoke one back wheel all day. could not turn, break or roll the drivers window down to save my life. but it was a good first car.

Wut???? That Chrysler 300 body style is/was 100x better looking than the Ford Five Hundred.

Cross post to Jezebel

This drives me crazy. We are so glued to our phones that we can’t be bothered to soak in these big moments with our own eyes.

Looks like all the receivers were in the same boat.

The answer is simple

To be fair, the best John Conner actually wasn’t Eddie Furlong and it wasn’t in a Terminator movie. It was Thomas Dekker in the Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles TV show, which is what they should have used as the basis for Terminator: Salvation but were too arrogant about movies being better than TV to do that.…

You are right that they should stop making Terminator movies and that time travel screws everything up, but if they found a way to go back in time and make more of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles I would cheer for days. That show was the biggest loss the writer’s strike caused and every time it screwed up the…

Adrianne Palicki was great on AoS and it still pisses me off that they wrote her off. She’s a badass who sells the fight scenes really well and she has good comedic timing and her chemistry with Lance was wonderful.

This is one of the greatest running scams. Internet advertising was supposed to be targeted and deliver measured impact because everything is measurable. Then companies such as Facebook say they reach more people than exist in a market and all you can do is shrug.

“Also why pretty much every big-brand marketing department is like a fucked up adult high school).”

As someone who works in digital media and advertising, I can tell you what Cycle does being totally incomprehensible to you is exactly what allows Cycle to make lots and lots of money. I’ve seen first hand CEO’s who are smarter than me in almost every way drool all over themselves because some ‘digital guru’ threw a…

This is my thought as well. There are a whole lot of meetings where 80% of the table has little to no understanding of what’s being discussed (or is looking at shit on their phones) but doesn’t want to be the only idiot who admits it, so just sits in silence.