Dude, you were so, so close on this! Yes, you load up your plate, no you do not eat the shit. You casually dump it when no one is looking. Rinse and repeat.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

With those shorts, it’s more like Wells Cargo

Kids play basketball because it’s easy. Everyone makes the team, it doesn’t take much skill or coordination or learning. You run around and shoot a ball, and then go have orange slices.

Only slightly dumber than the hedge fund that gave him $2.6 million and pledged another 10. Sounds like they really did their homework.

No one playing football has a functioning brain either... Literally.

I just like watching the best people in the world at their respective jobs, whether it be women playing soccer, douchey dudes playing poker or very attractive people fucking.

Yeah, the shamelessness with which high earners (IMO that’s $100K+) will pad and abuse an expense account is shocking. First class fights for the wife on business trips, $500 bar tabs on routine trips, making a trip to a desirable location for something that could have been easily done by phone. 

Nobody I know talks about football except at work as inoffensive small talk with other guys who care equally as little about talking about that shit.

Peel off the bacon you’re going to use. Then peel off the rest of the slices and put them on a baking sheet and shove it in the freezer for about an hour. Once they’re somewhat frozen take the slices and toss ‘em in a ziplock bag and put it back in the freezer. Take slices of bacon out as you need to cook them.

Counterpoint , Lobster is overpriced crusty sea spider and tastes no better than your average crab or whitefish...

From now until the end of his career, anybody who doesn’t square up to bunt on CC at least once every at bat is clearly playing baseball for the wrong reasons.

CC was just pissed because he heard “bunt” and assumed he was getting cake.

Seriously, why do sane people actually still go to NFL games in person? Unless you are in a private suite or something similar, does anyone have a good time at NFL games?

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

I love two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning and him defrauding the sports memorabilia people only made me love him more. Fuck Brandon Steiner.

The kissing his bicep in imitation of Kaepernick was a nice tribute. As was the tribute by Brian Hoyer during the 3rd quarter, when he threw a pass into the ground a yard short of the receiver.

Hey give some more credit to Met injuries: how many of those Nationals are out relatively temporarily (i.e. back in time for the postseason), whereas how many Mets are basically dead, with their shoulder, elbow, or leg hanging by a less than a thread?

To be fair... That $125 is paying in part for the facilities, power, heating, cooling, the parts dept, the employees in parts, service managers and workers that aren’t mechanics. Those costs don’t remain static over the years either.

Note... On the side of the mechanics here.

Why does it have to be Universal Health Insurance? Why can’t our government change the tax code, remove the need for employers to cover our health insurance? This would allow higher wages for employees and a more competitive health insurance market.