Rule #1 - Philly never wins. Ever.

Also, Blue, the Colt’s mascot is criminally underrated. Saw that video of the mascots playing pee wee football teams and he was absolutely brutalizing those little kids. Top 10 work.

You could tell it was fake because Jay-Z is laughing in the presence of Kevin Hart

After going down the rabbit hole I found a photo of Ecto-1 before being converted for the movie.

You mean the outright LIES that Canadian Bacon is “bacon”?! It’s smoked disks of ham. Get that garbage off my plate and bring me real bacon.

Everyone needs to calm down about this. Mr. Met only has four fingers . . . he is the JPP of mascots! . . . he is incapable of giving anyone the middle finger because he doesn’t have one to give.

What the fuck are the Mets apologizing for?! New Yorkers don’t apologize for being rude, that’s the NY way! What’s this world coming to?!?!!

To put a positive spin on the break-inability of my Jeep is that I will never risk being stranded somewhere because I locked my keys in my car!

Those are some beautiful examples of good old fashioned T-tops. Love them.

In fairness, the man is an expert on being a tool.

Look at all these weaklings trying to defend their feeble ways.

That’s a weird thing to be embarrassed about.

Not nearly as embarrassing as people who drive with their convertible top down and all the windows up. Pick a stance. Don’t half ass it.

Why don’t we make comfortable cars anymore?

This is the kind of stuff Cadillac should be making... not wannabe BMWs. Or how about both? LS engine + overstuffed velour seats. Everybody wins.

⭐️ for stabbin cabin.

Seeing how dumb 85% of drivers are when dealing with 2 dimensions, letting Joe & Jane commuter drive in 3 dimensions seems like the stupidest idea ever.

You could be up by double and the last category is something you know nothing about, but fucking Ron over here majored in 14th Century Chinese poetry and you know time is almost up so you waste just enough time to ensure that he does not have enough time to answer enough questions to get within striking range (half…

ahh just pick one, it’s made up anyway

Compare these takes to the ones posted here in response to the deaths of Samuel Alito and Roger Ailes. Very much the pot calling the kettle black.