“Yes, yes, and while I’m there, perhaps I can also take care of all that pesky extra chocolate in the kitchen and maybe take a few of those attractive, unattached sisters of yours off your hands.”

The Yankees and their fans are the worst.

I think I speak for most when i say, fuck the Yankees.

I prefer going to clubs with GOOD music, decent people, tame bartenders who try to destroy my liver every time I see them, and better dancing!

OMG Yes, I find Scientology endlessly facinating

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that nobody suggested an old Caddy. It’s got style, it’s GM, it is built for cruising, it’s big as a whale, it’s got the big bench seats, it’s got a big trunk, AND it’s in the budget (probably). You can find these early 60s Caddy’s in good shape for $20k-$30k. More doors for even less.

The PT Cruiser bashing gets sooooo stale.