You’re all crazy. Ron is great and 1/3 of the best regular-season broadcasting team in the biz.

And spent ten times the savings on gas for your extra-long, extra-hot showers.

So when I used to aim the showerhead at exactly where a person would be standing when turning it on, that was bad? Because I always found it hilarious.

I do that almost every day. Probably multiple times a day. I just forget. My wife has threatened to stab me.

My kid is a pescatarian and constantly posts things on FB like videos of baby animals frolicking with captions saying “Please don’t eat me”. It makes it difficult.

There are little pockets of ethnics in Brooklyn and The Bronx that prefer their meat freshly slaughtered, for religious or tradition reasons. So there are handfuls of mom-and-pop meat slaughterhouses serving them and every now and then a goat or steer or something busts loose. It’s kind of fun to see livestock…

You are a bad person.

Sounds like you have preceded him in the rotting-from-the-inside department.

The Mets couldn’t make room for Turner or Daniel Murphy in their infield.

Fantasy football is great for keeping a group together, like my college buddies who’ve had our league since 1989. And it’s great for making small talk, like when you get stuck on a play date with your wife’s friend’s husband.

Bob’s Discount Furniture has ice cream and an array of candy and snacks. I took my inlaws to look at recliners and I was so nauseous from sweets I had to sit down for a while.

Doing the grocery shopping puts you in the drivers seat as you determine what is eaten. “Hey, Ribeyes were on sale!” “We’re having Count Chocula for breakfast this week!” “Lookit all the bacon I bought!” “Check it out, Little Debbie makes Halloween brownies with pumpkins on them!”

The best part of this rant is “big dinner boy”. I have no idea what that means but it made me laugh.

It’s almost as if they were very desirous he do well for some reason.

NOBODY is worse than Ray Handley. Rich Kotite is Vince Lombardi compared to that moron.

I had never heard him until seeing a live performance on YouTube just now. Not bad.

Thanks for ruining my day.

My college girlfriend of two+ years, the first GF I ever gave a shit about, dumped me for nebulous “We’re too young, I need to see the world” (read: bang other guys) reasons.

There was actually an article in the Daily News contending those two points, verbatim. I remember laughing because Alicia Keys’ caterwauling was so terrible and annoying.

One time I was in another room and didn’t fast-forward through Peter Grant’s tirade. My wife was not happy.