If you’ve ever dabbed, or even knew what it was before the media made a big deal about Cam Newton doing it, you’re DEFINITELY a moron.

Oh, well, if it’s popular, then it must be excellent. My bad.

I dailied a ‘72 convertible in New York City for a few years in my early 20s. It was a gas. They’re fun to drive - they’re not as slow as you think and they are awesome in snow. Very reliable and easy to fix. And people love them! Everywhere I’d go people would stop and talk to me. And at the risk of sounding…

Medicare for all is a terrible idea. You see how great the government is at running the VA. You want them to control ALL of health care? Fuck that, I am a grownup and will provide for myself and my family.

“The resistance is working.” Yep, a bunch of smelly dreadlocked white kids and dingbats in vagina hats assaulting conservatives will totally turn the country around.

Nah

I don’t even bother with the whole re-seasoning. Hot water and a stiff brush, dry with Bounty, put away.

I bought a little plastic brush with very firm bristles. That and the superhot water coming out of my tap (a plumber left the thermo all the way up after some work, and wife demands I leave it that way because she likes scalding hot showers), then a quick wipe with a paper towel is all I ever need. I haven’t had to…

Wynonna did have some pretty valid concerns about Raylen.

Maybe he’s friends with Lenny Randle.

Maybe he read about guys like Wayne Chrebet who can’t get out of bed some days and said “Fuck it, I have enough money”.

I don’t know what Johnson is like, but I hope he socked away a bunch of money and is living comfortably. Once he cashed $20MM or so of Lions checks, why NOT call it a day and enjoy more money than his descendants will ever need? To keep playing a shitty game that robs players of their physical and mental health,…

If we leave Pay Cable altogether, Justified had a splendid theme song.

About six or seven guys go up to a friend’s family vacation cabin for the weekend twice a year. We bring a shitload of beer, some good scotch, and one guy drinks a couple bottles of Pinot Noir. As for food, same breakfast Saturday and Sunday: eggs, kielbasa and pierogis. Saturday late lunch: barbecue burgers and…

The best HBO theme song is so obviously “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. It’s not even remotely a contest. Perfectly fitting.

I believe American League play is a superior product

Yeah, one of my favorite HR Derby ,memories was in 2006 (Gad, that’s 11 years ago) when Paul LoDuca was pitching to David Wright and the two idiots were goofing around and laughing half the time.

Looks like someone stepped on a Pacer.

On more than one occasion my wife and I have been asked by a mom, “Can you watch my son for a minute? I need to run to the ladies’ room”.

Some old lady went into the hospital and wasn’t coming out, so her neighbor who was a friend of a friend asked around if anyone wanted a cat. Which is how we “rescued” him, according to my wife. I like telling people we got him used.