Naw lookit ere ya wee bawbag

If nothing else, I am hopeful this event will help the public associate “AI art” with low-effort shady bullshit.

Big truck = Small Penis.

My personal experience is that more than half the aggressive drivers I see out there on the road are driving full-size pickup trucks and the more the mods, the more the drive aggression. If I am being tailgated in the center or right lane in heavy traffic, I almost always expect to see nothing but the huge-ass grill…

A friend’s teenager once printed up 100 static-cling decals (this is important as there was no possible way he was vandalizing or damaging property). They were matte charcoal grey so they blended into dark colours really nicely. They said “I have a tiny wiener”. He stuck them to brodozer trucks, just below the rear…

Exact, it’s metaphorical. Driving a brodozer clearly shows you are seeking attention/validation, which is often a sign of poor self-esteem/insecurity.

Couple that with the fact that a lot of lifted and ridiculously modded truck drivers(I’m tempted to go with most, but I’ve restrained myself from being too hyperbolic), are total assholes.  Just watch their behavior on and off the road and you’ll have plenty of empirical evidence to back it up.  

Re: pickup drivers. Saying someone has small dick energy doesn’t actually mean you believe them to have a smaller anatomy. It’s a euphemism for insecurity. Maybe its outdated and body shaming, yes, but the underlying message is about insecurity.
We have evidence to suggest folks who buy pickup trucks and large SUVs wer…

Most drive thru lanes in my city are a dedicated lane with a curb. You can't leave until you pass the end of the restaurant. 

Wendy’s seems not to realize that consistency is an important reason people buy fast food from a recognizable brand. Consistency in food quality (ideally good, but even consistently not-terrible), sure. Also price, having the feeling you’re not being jerked around or getting ripped off.

Of course you won’t know the price till you’re in the drive-through line with no way to escape.

This would simplify the process of deciding where to eat.

He looks like he’s superglued pubes all over his face

Funny, I was thinking “Because Elon wants it” was a great reason to not vote for Republicans this November. 

Do you have one of those crappy discount stores in your town that is always going out of business? There’s a outlet mattress store near me with a giant faded “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS” banner that’s been hanging in front of the store for nearly 15 years. They still haven’t gone out of business.

To swim away or not swim away...an either-orca decision.

IF she wins (unlikely) and they have to hire her back (not gonna happen), here’s her re-introduction to the world of The Mandalorian:

Mando: Hey, where you been?
Dune: I...
[huge explosion totally evaporates character]
Mand0: Oops, must have been a landmine there.
Grogu: [makes cute gurgling sound]

So let me get this straight:

You realize you’re projecting with the “so brave” thing, right? Nobody else here is concerned with courage while shitposting on pop culture articles.

Bring her character back, but make the storyline about Cara Dune going through a gender transition before saving the town from a racist group storming the space-capitol hill.