She’s gonna spend a lot of time asking to speak to someone’s manger. 

I’d buy these.

Aim for the head. Shoot twice.

Red Vines when they’re fresh out of the big tub. (leave em in the sun for a bit if they get a little hard.)

Dammit.

Saw a peice on the news this morning, looks like it’s gonna happen. Snoop reached out to Lil’ Kim to work out the details. 

Who or what is a Boosie?

Win. 

Obama lives rent free in that dotard's head. 

It's a beautiful day in Southern California, mid 70's, clear skies and I'm out wearing shorts and Crocs smoking some good stuff. Then I read this and realize that the day could get better!! 

The universe is trolling us. I’m sure of it now. 

This is a blueprint on how to love your children. 

Mob bosses get sniped. Fingers crossed.

Athletes need to stick to sports. 

Madame, take your star for the use of “undercarriage”. You win the internet today. 

She probably thought she was exempt because the father of her chillun’ is Black.

Beautifully written. I’ll light up some good Jack Herer at lunch today in honor of your mother. 

Waiting for the day someone slaps him across the face with a sock full of nickles. 

Welp! Don’t support racist things. Duh. 

I know longer keep up with the current trends in hip hop (for the most part) but I know that Megan is the bidness, so good on her!