I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

Man’s tampon packaging.

Wait, didn’t GP coast into her career thanks to her parents and the only role that was any good at all was Margot Tennenbaum because all she had to do was sulk and smoke?

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

A... Mulder of Scullys?

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

I was wondering if I could hire you to write my bio for my website?

‘Gross in Real Life’ would have been a much better title for his book.

I once pulled a car out of a burning man.

Bless your heart.

She is so freaking good in that scene.

Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

The African Americans who’ve won Oscars, and the role they played.

Hattie McDaniel - a slave

God damn she’s gorgeous. And Google tells me she’s brilliant and successful. George Lucas is the luckiest man to ever live. He fell ass backwards into a multi-billion dollar series without having any clue as to why it was successful. His first wife edited Star Wars into a good movie. And now he’s married to her?!