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Rob Ford (RIP), would have loved this car. Seeing as it is a gigantic crack pipe.

One time I read one of Justin’s articles and thought to myself “Hey, that was okay writing”. Ah, the memories Justin and I share.

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

I’ve got a pretty good track record of predicting winners in this kind of thing, as my massive collection of Betamax tapes, Laserdiscs, Minidiscs, HD-DVD, and Sega Master System games can attest.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

According to a report from Politico, it appears that the Trump administration has abandoned the White House Council on Women and Girls.

I just had a beautiful idea. It’s a longshot, but hear me out:

So diesel was a total shit show from the start. Never was clean. Just a big lie that they told Europe and, mean time, you know every single manufacturer knows the game and was cheating the system one way or the other, or at least trying to.

Will the robodrivers be compelled to put sillouettes of supercomputers on the mudguards? I would be disappointed if they don’t.

“you look like you’ve fallen over in the playground”

People 100% will. If you are coming to an unknown city or somewhere that drives on the other side of the road? Totally.

Do me a favor and catch your tears in a vial for me. I’ll have those on my cereal tomorrow instead of the usual urine.

So more than 40 Trump supporters then reportedly showed up at the Starbucks, in Dilworth, N.C., to order coffee and talk to the manager and baristas.