Oh, you’re that guy.

This is sure to be an unpopular opinion, but...

Those voters *cough* republican voters will literally believe anything a politician with an R next to their name says. If those same people were told to punch themselves in the face all day long for 2 weeks straight they’d do it

Is she attractive? She just looks like another one of those blondes.

Or just put in a huge order with Mercedes and dictate that it have the USPS badge on the front and it costs them nothing extra because they just put in a giant fleet order and MB can probably tool up a new badge for a couple thousand dollars.

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

I personally find that people not following the rules of driving is a bigger concern than the people speeding. If people were able to actually follow the rules, instead of going 5 under in the left lane while 7+ train behind them bumper to bumper because car #1 don’t want to break the speed limit, despite being in the…

Would excessive speeding like this be reduced if all speed limits were based on some sort of scientifically-based actual safe traveling speed, rather than having areas of arbitrary reduced limits, seemingly for no reason other than revenue generation?

Donate here instead.

More reliable than a Toyota Land Cruiser??? Does such a thing exist?

Nope, and that thing is butt ugly.

I think the real answer is that Cooning will kill you.

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

Yeah that was funny.

“Bronco has nothing like 4xe”

Neither to do, technically.

Middle aged white guy here, and I thought the same thing.

Like how the guy in the Jeep was like, “WASN’T US!” That’s about the time I’d be pissing myself.

Those steelie wheels are actually aluminum... Mostly loaded Badlands come at $37k, slightly more for Cherokee Trailhawk about $38k. Now, should I just buy 4 door full size Bronco Big Bend for the same money instead?!

Jalopnik hates GM

Gorgeous vehicle; it looks very French.

Clickbaity anti-GM title; sounds very Jalopnik.

So let’s have his funeral in 9 days, bury him 9 days after that and then all forget about him 9 days after that.