Classic Facebook.....total horseshit apologies after getting caught being egregious, then doing fuck all because it effects the bottom line while the stupid shit is repackaged to ride roughshod all over your timeline.

Where did the bad robot touch you?

While supporting the dichotomization of bears as being wholly "good" or "bad" trivializes the breadth and depth of existence and nuanced life experience that lies within every bear, I am forced to reach the conclusion that this is, in fact, a good bear.

Hang on I know your childhood is somewhere around here.. oh yes, found it.. filed under "Things I Never Had"

What you gon' do with all that phone?

Yeah as a person involved in screening applicant resumes, I would say this is a tip to be ignored. We know why people leave dates and addresses off resumes and it is seen as deliberately hiding crap. The offending resume goes right in the trash/deleted. If you meet the qualifications then stand on them. I have never…