They also grew up with South Park and Family guy, which is why I do not understand how they get offended over the dumbest shit. 

Went to high school with a guy who had some big giant boat of a car (I think it was an LTD but it might have been an Impala) that had an 8 track player in it. His dad wouldn’t let him put an aftermarket deck in the car, since it required hacking up the dash... So he had one of those 8-track-to-cassette adaptors, with…

I seem to remember there being a car in the 30s or something that was rear engine, front wheel drive. 

Went to time trials at Sears Point Raceway in ~2001 or so, spent more time flirting with some girls from Redding on my walkie-talkie than I did actually watching the race though :-P 

I like the “NO COMPUTER CRAP TO BREAK”... All USDM Camrys are EFI, so there is, in fact, a computer... And “NO CHECK ENGINE LIGHTS TO COME ON” Again, there is one, although I think on these it might not actually say “check engine” but not sure (My Subaru of this vintage the Check Engine light said “ECS” (for “Emission…

I like the line from Ben Bailey’s Road Rage thing, something about the guy behind him in traffic seeming to thing that alllllll they way at the front of the traffic jam, there was a man in a large vehicle who had nodded off at the wheel, and if he could only honk long and loud enough, he’d wake up and everyone would…

Yeah, with the Northstar they had to weld another ear onto the manual transaxle to get it to bolt up, and they had to dig through the Centerforce catalog to find a clutch disk that’d work with the transaxle that’d hold up to the engine. I don’t think I’d do anything too insane with a Fiero, they’re light enough that…

What this world needs is a larger, 2 door convertible version of the 300, and call it the New Yorker. Also have a Dodge Polara/Monaco counterpart.

But for us Jalops, it also needs to be a brown manual diesel wagon :-P 

Bring back the Polara/Monaco/New Yorker in two door convertible form, with a Hellcat drivetrain :-P 

I’m white as Casper’s ass and in no way, shape, or form would I tolerate this shit, and you bet your ass I’d call a mofo out on it if I heard it in a restaurant. And if I were the employees, and someone said they didn’t want to be seated near black people (or any other race for that matter), I’d promptly show them to…

I knew the engine fires were BS. I have to admit though that an 88ish Fiero with the supercharged 3800 in it + a manual trans, would be hella fun! When I was in college we had a Fiero with a Northstar in it, they never got it to run though (Instead of doing the smart thing and getting the ECU and wiring harness out of…

The problem is they can’t be open with us and keep secrets from those who’d use those secrets against us, hence the secrecy

Buddy who told me about it must have been misinformed then :-P whoops lol

Shame they didn’t use an 88 Fiero as the base, those at least have Lotus suspension. 

Bonus points is the auto Matrix/Vibe could be had with AWD as well (Sadly not available on the stick, or on the Matrix XRS/Vibe GT but idiots don’t need something with a 9500 RPM redline ;-) 

I put Firestone Winterforce tires on my SVX, with studs, and that car became an unstoppable beast in the snow (It had an LSD in the rear so even with shitty summer tires on it, it did okay in the snow). Had the newer version of those (Winterforce2) on my Outback and it did pretty well although it was more tail-happy…

1, Album version of Rush - 2112 Overture

MARINE = My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

I’ll second this