If you “didn’t kill nobody” than you killed somebody. If you didn’t kill anybody, then you’re in the clear. #DoubleNegative #GrammarMatters

lol even better would be to somehow scramble the information on it such that it APPEARS legit but is in fact useless, scammer gets a reputation for bogus info they can’t sell... Either that or stick some malware on it that sends an image of their hard drive to the FBI :-P 

You mean the music that you can hear over the buzz and hum in the audio? :-P 

Using a drill is fine, you just want to go forward for a second or two, then reverse it - key is not running in the same direction. Also, next time you lap valves, get a tube of Prussian Blue. Spread some around the valve’s seating surface, put the valve into the head and with one hand hold the valve slightly open,…

I’d also suggest a full face shield, couple that with safety goggles and you’re pretty much guaranteed to not be getting anything in your eyes. 

ABG!

lol oddly enough, he was having trouble selling albums or tickets or something to that effect and his manager suggested a more catchy name

Crazy thing is his real name is ARnold Dorsey and he just performs as Englebert Humperdinck 

I got an online deal on the rental car (I think I paid $150 for the week), they tried to upsell us a Jeep or a Mustang convertible (The Mustang was tempting as it was only like another $200 for the week where they wanted like $400 for the Jeep, and they said I could not take it off road) Next time I’m definitely…

When I went to Maui for my honeymoon in 2012, we arrived with nearly-dead phones and no knowledge of how to get to the vacation rental we were staying in, since I knew the Caliber included a power inverter, and I had thought that I had forgotten my car charger for our phones, I snagged it out of the choice of a Mazda3…

They would have to figure out how to weld glass to rust :-P 

Painless Wiring probably makes a wiring kit, I know they make one for the CJ5/CJ7, although in reality you probably just need to go through it, replace any corroded connectors with new waterproof ones (or clean them and add dielectric grease) and clean up the grounds and battery terminal ends, and you will probably be…

If only I could get my hands on one of these with AWD, V6, and manual transmission I’d be set :-P Maybe lift it a bit and V8 swap it too lol 

Girl who lived down the street from me when I was a kid, her dad was a distributor for Clarion. Once he had one of their demo vehicles, an Astro,  at his house, replacing a few of the amplifiers. Whole back of the van was a wall of subwoofers, with an amp for each. License plate, if memory serves me, was “DEF YET”.

I would do this, but call it “Monsoon” :-P But still awesome. 

Ah, so you didn’t take one of the Olsen twins for a ride in it :-P 

COTD

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Get a used Leaf, use the leftovers (and what you save on gas) to get something fun for the weekend, or tune the bejeezus out of the GTI. 

Body on frame, solid axles, crank windows, rubber floor, vinyl seats, front and rear lockers, maybe adjustable height suspension, but I personally would like to see someone make a full size SUV that one could actually go out and get dirty - take the family camping or to the lake or go hunting or something. Maybe just…