Asshattery is when you're in an m3 and rev your engine to challenge my 00' Xterra in a stop light race. Really douche???

What good would mace do? The pain won't bother the zombies and they can rely more on smell and sound if their vision craps out. Bashing weapons are good, but a proper katana is ideal for a pure killing weapon. Can stay quiet and cut heads off swiftly if you know how to wield one. Also, unless they're fresh…

"I like a escalator, man, cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."- Mitch Hedberg

the box zoomed in on the black hole looks like sperm under a microscope. What if our sperm were black holes for other smaller civilizations?

in a way, looking into the mirror is looking at the past.

so that's where dwarfs come from!

Can't wait to see him run campaign ads with clips from Ocean's 11 and the Matrix

Meh, I don't know how Austria is, but I was in Cambodia once and it was well known that almost all of the casinos were corrupt. So we didn't go.

Comic Sans "D" looks like magnificent side boob.

Blaming Apple for making an effort to come out with better products every year is absurd. People buying things on a 2 year cycle is more about them wanting the new shiny product than the equipment becoming obsolete. Oh damn Apple, why must you make great products and market them so well?

or they'll just evolve into making movies about emo zombies. Take a stand now while you still can!

It might be past it's time, but people used to get mugged for their shoes quit a bit. I remember NorthFace jackets were a mugging trend too. And Starter jackets....

I guess if I'm ever on trial, I should make sure I have a jury of hipsters.

A life is a silly thing to risk for something you'd probably upgrade in a year anyway. Nice time to make a taser that looked like an iPhone though.

yeah, but i'd have to leave my couch for that. come on now.

And where's the really freaking hard work? Drivers are conditioned to a task of memory each day. It's pivotal to their profession. Do you know how frustrating it is to have a driver that needs to use your phone GPS cause he doesn't know where he's going?

If you keep the mindset to never stop learning and always be a student it wouldn't be so difficult. I think a lot of society shuts down their learning mind early in their careers or after finishing school. It's a shame, but with the pressure of finding and keeping a job, paying bills, raising a family, health and so…

"Those Asteroids that hit this morning—-those were nothing—-the size of basketballs and Volkswagens. This new one we're tracking is the size of Texas, Mr. President. It's what we call a Global Killer....the end of mankind. Half the world will be incinerated by the heat blast.....the rest will freeze to death in a…

I don't see why the negativity. Let them compete and maybe we'll see cheaper rental prices. I'd love me some $3 new movie rentals.

if it offers something worse then that new company will quickly die because it won't sell. Are you actually trying to argue against competition?