+1 Comic Sans tirade

Or, perhaps more aptly, because more people who should exercise their voting rights choose not to do so...

Wouldn’t that be Brazilian (or Portuguese) Sean Spicer?

No, no it isn’t. Nothing in the Eagles’ discography is what one would call a fine song.

Zinka was the hottest thing as someone on a summer swim team in the late 1980s/early 1990s... I’d probably still wear that shit if you could find it anywhere. Growing up at altitude in Wyoming, I’d have blistered skin all over my body... except the spots that I marked like fucking neon eyeblack with Zinka.

Here’s one solution... get rid of coaches’ challenges. If you want to talk about arbitrariness, instituting the opportunity to challenge such plays was the slippery slope. If the league sees fit to review an offsides or whatnot, so be it. But they wouldn’t have even thought twice about taking back that goal if…

As a Packers fan, I must digress... don’t sell Mike McCarthy short.

Lamar got Trumped by Falwell’s Kids...

In this case, “small government” means “We’re not going to do anything to protect a segment of our state’s population, and no other government in the state can either.”

This face now makes so much more sense...

Knowing your weather from your whether, on the other hand...

In other words, Denis Lemieux...

Te juro que aunque pasen los años, nunca nos vamos a olvidar...

Ah, the Swedish prison defense...

Correction: Pace clearly wanted to get Trubisky. Fox... the jury is out, and perhaps the above article gets it totally wrong, but he certainly didn’t seem nearly as enthusiastic about the Tar Heel.

Similar placement even on the goalmouth, though this time Pérez timed his run a bit more efficiently rather than already being up like he was back in 2006. And, to be fair, Corona did get a hand on it this time... maybe he just needs 11 more years to get his own timing down.

How else do you get re-elected, though?!

I’m inclined to imagine that a professional cyclist who has been forced to train for decades around automobiles is going to be far more attentive than your average driver. But given your comments so far, my guess is that you’re the type that loves to blame victims. Next you’ll probably say he shouldn’t have dressed so…

COUNTERPOINT: Eric Dickerson.

By this logic, many more students would have read our campus newspaper if student reporters stopped receiving those dirty, dirty paychecks...