Hahahaha... At least with apple employees it's Apple spying on them and all they get is fired when they spill secrets. Some people have governments spying on them and get thrown in prison or killed when they spill secrets.

Don't forget TheOatmeal!

"If you haven't mastered that and it isn't wired in, you have no business on a motorcycle on the public roads, much less traveling at speeds where you can lay down 1000 feet of rubber." That is precisely what I meant by predicament. You go fast enough to slide anything 1000 feet, you better know how to properly stop…

I just wanted to make sure you didn't underestimate the predicament many of Mr. Gray's friends have found themselves in.

um... 300 yards is 3 football fields (excluding endzones).

hahaha X47B to Pax River. Obviously. That thing's a beast, by the way :)

Oh thank you! I was so about to search for this. It makes my day every time I hear it.

Sivovitz - Plum Brandy. That shit'll put hair on your chest.

well, the experiment is taking place at the Large Hardon Collider.

Hahaha; I was going to post that. Awesome. :D

Yeah, that actually hurt my eyes to look at. :(

put a semicolon after properties... I think that might be how he was reading it.

Well said, sir

what's this facebook they speak of? I want to be part of this exclusive group!

There are either a lot of stupid Ashleys out there, or a lot of stupid people like an Ashley. Either way, a sad day for Ashleys everywhere.

we might be related... sounds like my grandpa! lol

...who also offer a good free version of their software...

wait, its socially ok now to treat public smokers poorly? Damn... wish I would have know that the other day when I wanted to explode on some asshole for blowing the shittiest smelling smoke i've ever smelt in my direction. ugh.

that's how I read it too... :/

It's easy. Very easy. I haven't looked any of it up, but at first glance your setup looks easily hackintoshable. I'd put windows on it's own drive; it's a little easier that way.