What is the point of the pre-reveal wraps at this point? They can’t hide anything from all the gigapixels in cameras.

Stop pre-ordering.

I’ve come up on a few of these and thought they’d be faster. Everybody I showed the pics to agreed they liked the styling.

I’m 40. In my lifetime the Lakers have 10 championships and several more appearances in the Finals.

I understand it’s a low cost, feature rich platform, but I’m wondering if maybe they should just go with USB C as the only ports. Featuring 3 different generations of one tech seems a bit overkill.

The Pi is an enthusiast piece of kit, can always use a hub if you want 4 older ports.

I went in ready to shit talk this post in my mind...but I ended up liking every single change more than the actual designs. 

We just got Borderlands The Handsome Collection for free. Some months they don’t have stuff for everybody.

Activision will never change. I know people need jobs, but Activision is who they are and they don't care that everybody knows it. 

“It's all we have because our storefront is trash."

Tourists bring in their own cultural norms that are odds with the locals, and governments are hard pressed to respond because they want that sweet sweet cash?

Who could have guessed any of this?

Public schools ARE public property. It’s in the name.

You couldn’t spot the incel from his first nonsensical post?

It really is true that you can die a hero, or stick around too long and become the villain.

Hahahahhaahaha, Gears has a plot. Now I've heard everything. 

No, it’s not. This is a site for journalism, but they are parroting marketing instead of being real.

When they post marketing BS as journalism for those games, I do. Welcome to Kotaku. 

Gears is a tech demo for Unreal, designed to cater to 12 year olds that don’t know any better than dudebro shooters.

I still laugh at marketing like this because they say this every time.

You are in for incredible disappointment.

Does ‘skyrocket’ mean something different in 2019?

I mean you’re wrong. He absolutely must make an effort by the rules and the fact that he’s been doing it so long makes it pretty egregious.