Tourists bring in their own cultural norms that are odds with the locals, and governments are hard pressed to respond because they want that sweet sweet cash?

Who could have guessed any of this?

Public schools ARE public property. It’s in the name.

You couldn’t spot the incel from his first nonsensical post?

It really is true that you can die a hero, or stick around too long and become the villain.

Hahahahhaahaha, Gears has a plot. Now I've heard everything. 

No, it’s not. This is a site for journalism, but they are parroting marketing instead of being real.

When they post marketing BS as journalism for those games, I do. Welcome to Kotaku. 

Gears is a tech demo for Unreal, designed to cater to 12 year olds that don’t know any better than dudebro shooters.

I still laugh at marketing like this because they say this every time.

You are in for incredible disappointment.

Does ‘skyrocket’ mean something different in 2019?

I mean you’re wrong. He absolutely must make an effort by the rules and the fact that he’s been doing it so long makes it pretty egregious.

Yeah, don’t headhunt, but he’ll quickly stop after taking them to the ribs or ass.

No, I no longer work at the same job where sometimes I needed to eat at 2am and it was the only thing nearby.

Chrono Trigger. 

I had some Taco Bell last week. Man, my doc said my colon looked so clean the next afternoon.

I’m down.

Make a better pie. I thought Domino’s commitment to making better pizza was all marketing, but I have to admit it went from trash to not bad.

Baldur’s Gate II (Paladin; just got to the Underdark)
The Show ‘19

Oh, ths Switch’s underpowered hardware holds the experience back? Who would have guessed.

If Liquid just captures Snake in the tunnel, he wins. Knows when/where/how he’s coming and lets him through.