When they post marketing BS as journalism for those games, I do. Welcome to Kotaku. 

Gears is a tech demo for Unreal, designed to cater to 12 year olds that don’t know any better than dudebro shooters.

I still laugh at marketing like this because they say this every time.

You are in for incredible disappointment.

Does ‘skyrocket’ mean something different in 2019?

I mean you’re wrong. He absolutely must make an effort by the rules and the fact that he’s been doing it so long makes it pretty egregious.

Yeah, don’t headhunt, but he’ll quickly stop after taking them to the ribs or ass.

No, I no longer work at the same job where sometimes I needed to eat at 2am and it was the only thing nearby.

Chrono Trigger. 

I had some Taco Bell last week. Man, my doc said my colon looked so clean the next afternoon.

I’m down.

Make a better pie. I thought Domino’s commitment to making better pizza was all marketing, but I have to admit it went from trash to not bad.

Baldur’s Gate II (Paladin; just got to the Underdark)
The Show ‘19

Oh, ths Switch’s underpowered hardware holds the experience back? Who would have guessed.

If Liquid just captures Snake in the tunnel, he wins. Knows when/where/how he’s coming and lets him through.

The Demon is rated at 9.65 officially from the factory. Ford says this does the 1/4 in ~11.2.

Just going by their own given numbers.

Robots are coming for your job, but there’s a whole new field of repairing the robots, manufacturing tools for the robots AND to repair the robots, etc, etc.

Yes, it does. The base Hellcat is faster to 60, 1/8, 1/4....

Reading is hard.

So will a Demon. Did you really just say "Yeah, well if we let one go after market it MIGHT be as fast."