You’ve never stood behind my Hellcat for a cold start.

Wow, that lead image...wow.

Well wait, this other guy in comments claims this isn’t a ‘new main entry’ because it’s a sequel.

So yeah. It’s not news.

Nah, playa.

I turn 40 in a week. Would it surprise you to find out I have been cynical about video game companies over-promising and under-delivering for quite some time?

Does that also explain why I think this year’s E3 was the worst ever?  We have vague HW and SW promises because the new tech isn’t ready for mass release at a…

Is it though? Because are there that many people who wanted to play and didn’t have access to a copy because all they had was Switch?

This should put the final nail in the coffin of the argument that streamers ruin single player game purchases.

Yeah, but every Zelda is a sequel. And they gave no estimated date, so again, it was a lot of nothing. I’d savage MS if they said “Guess what, we’re making another Halo” and left it at that.

No shit guys. We know you’re making more Zelda/Halo/Kratos/Mario Kart/Street Fighter.

Yeah, I see that as being probable. With AC moved to next year, still avoiding talking about updated Switch hardware, their biggest news is...Witcher 3 port and Zelda is in development (duh, of course it is).

I liked getting more about Marvel UA 3...until basically half the roster is DLC. I’ll wait for a complete…

To me it felt like Nintendo knew this press release was quite light on actual content and are hoping this vague promise (Guys, you like Zelda, we make Zelda remembers?!?!) glosses over that fact.

Ouch, that felt like the lack-est of lackluster pressers to end the most lackluster E3 in memory.

Like they knew it was meh and needed something at the end...only they really had nothing.

+1

I would have a Switch if they just released a 1080p console with Shield 2 hardware under the hood.

THAT Switch would play a really nice version of Witcher AND be portable. 

I’ll be that guy: they acted like that was footage from a screen, but it was poorly superimposed imagery. Do not go in expecting it to look that good.

If you have 200 hours in, why are you starting fresh on a suboptimal experience?!

Stop replying, it’s the same guy spamming the comments. He even replied to this with an almost identical screed.

What about Burneko’s asshole writing on this site? Are we avoiding mentioning that?

When your Achilles tears, there’s not a lot of pain. You just can’t work your leg.

This is going to sell decently well but be absolutely savaged by fans and critics. I’m not getting this, at least not carved up into portions.

Looks dope AF.

Don’t buy FFVII. All of you own multiple copies already.

I honestly didn’t need state of the art for VII. And I have a feeling that the additions/changes are not gonna be embraced, to put it mildly. I’m 40, and VII holds very dear memories for me.

Fuck it, now I want a full on AAA remaster of Chrono Trigger.