Uh, Lieutenant...What were you doing there?

Little early for April Fool’s. This is obviously LBP.

She wasn't a very good MMA fighter either. 

Do you pay attention to basketball? Russ is not fake guy tough. 

How much?

I don’t really care about multiplayer, but if it’s ~$20ish, I’d pick it up for PC.

What everybody said after the #2 pick last year: Enjoy watching Saquon Barkley highlights for 5 years as the Giants win ~5 games a year. I bet he extends Eli.

Good point! That makes sense, maybe somebody important happened across it in their private life and enjoyed it.

Listen, the family fuckup SHOULD be made aware at a young age so they have time to fix themselves.

Aunt Becky’s daughter is Instagram famous. You think these people have self awareness?

HEAR HEAR!

Yeah, it’s obvious that the parents are gonna fall on the swords for the kids.

These kids should be immediately removed from classes and expelled.

The UC system is easily the best state school system in the US.

USC is private and known as the University of Spoiled Children. My grandparents met there during WWII. I always thought it was funny that wealthier white parents wanted their kids to go there but also were terrified because it’s located in Compton.

USC ain’t worth 500k, Aunt Becky.

It’s been 15 years since the MH IP launched and there are what, 5 mainline games and 10 spin-offs. Lifetime unit sales are ~50 million. Also, 1/4 of that was last year with World.

Dogma is the one game in the series besides a basically Japan only MMO and a newer gen re-release. It hasn’t sold even as well as the first…

I mean bad media is bad media. And I know Netflix will overspend on anything in their quest to wean themselves off outside content.

But if I was Netflix, and I was searching for IPs, and Japan was an area I wanted to focus on, I still want to cast as wide a net as possible.

For instance, inquire about the Chrono…

That’s not the best one:

The part where the sales don’t really seem to warrant it?

It sold 1.5 million copies worldwide. Japanese reviewers loved it, the rest of the world was like “Yup, it’s an rpg.”

I’m not saying it’s a failure or anything. It seems like a decent game. Maybe I’m spoiled by Castlevania on Netflix, but that’s the kind of popular series with a long rich history that makes sense if…

Because Capcom is still bizarrely out of step with the business side of games. 

Why? There has to be better IP available. I mean I get that this is mainly for he Japanese audience, but they couldn't get a better known/more popular video game rpg series to make?