Has she tried cocaine?!

Yes. I am quite impressed.

I would love to see prime Hester with a coach like Belichick or that 31 year old kid nobody ever talks about that coaches in LA. or even Andy Reid.

Imagine what the Kool-Aid man could cook up on offense.

I got in a game with 2 dickheads on my team and ended up muting them and going my own way right after landing, thinking I would die quickly.

I met up with them at the final circle and we won. Life is fuckin weird.

Priyanka Chopra doesn’t matter in the slightest in the scheme of things. The quote is hilarious because of this.

Period.

Wait, how long have you been playing?

A Trident is not that cramped, nor does it stink. However, the amine does lead to boat smell, but once you’ve been on board for an hour you can’t smell it any more.

Fuck. Just...fuck.

The patch that makes it a good game.

I used to have a favorite small set of buildings to land out here in what I called “The Badlands”. I won a ton of games starting there.

Why is it still Autumn in Blackout?

Wait for a patch that will most likely never come.

“Once in an always.”

Jesus fucking Christ, that 5G/6G quote.

NEVER PREORDER

This game is everything wrong with EA distilled into its essence. And is probably the death of Bioware.

She sullies the good name of black and slightly darker shade of black tactlenecks.

Remember when Destiny was going to have us flying to the other planets?

I hate telling people I’m almost 40 when they ask. Luckily, nobody believes me anyways.

I don’t get how you can criticize Harry Potter for ‘just going through the motions’ and try to spin this movie as decent.

Fuck the Dog Army, WHERE ARE MY ICE SPIDERS?!?!

Michael B Jordan should have gotten a nom.